Is God a Guy??

So I went to call God to ask if he was man or woman, but the number I was given kept putting me on hold and transferring me ..  Jeez .. go figure. Let me break it down for you fellas whether or not God is man , woman, neutral, or spirit, I want you all to know how hard us woman have it.  In this post I am showing you it is not easy for us woman to get our sexy on.  I want you all to have a healthy understanding how much us woman undergo. Allow me to bond you with us woman, providing you insight so you must love us with the understanding the strength we have.

Physically us woman have it so much harder. Seriously we have to work way harder with keeping our sexy fit body’s.  I work my butt off exercising literally I do.. lol.  A mans composition is naturally stronger. Most men on average have more muscle and bone mass therefore making it more challenging for woman to burn calories and get a slim tone shaped figure. So give us proper credit and bare with us. Also physically we have to go through menstrual cycle, child-bearing and menopause. Ok funny one here… ready for this one… There is really only one normal week of the month for a womans hormones so enjoy that week guys.  A female bleeds one week, then she ovulates approximately one, then here is your normal week guys ..LOL. Come week four she is PMS’ing . That means premenstrual syndrome, which occurs the week before her period. PMS includes bloating, cramping, mood swings, weight gain and depression just to name a few.   Yearly gyno exams UGHH!! Also child-bearing and menopause …. BLAHH !!! Do I even need to go there with you guys??.. LOL. You guys for one day seriously just pay attention to what we have to go through I bet you would relate a whole lot better.

Emotionally I know I can speak for most woman including myself we are way more sensitive creatures. A woman has a nurturing caring maternal instinct which gives her an overly loving innate sense.  Listen to us. Give us attention.  Empathize with us. It is not that hard. NEWS FLASH **** Emotionally if a womans needs are not filled she may stray away, unlike a male they can stay for any reason like a wild dog in the streets ..LOL  Sorry to all you good loyal men. Had to… Woman can be very insecure with themselves. Guys it is your JOB to make the woman your interested in feel secure! End of story. If you want her to believe in you as Rihanna says make her feel like she is the only girl in the world.

Now the fun part starts. Here is where I wanna call God and have a long chat. Why is it that I and most woman have to go super duper beyond what men normally do to keep sexy?  When men they just… well don’t have to put in half the effort. UGHHH. Nails, hairs, heels,  do you know how much heels hurt?? .. Guys do not expect to get a fine YOUNGER woman if your rocking a U shape hair cut, all grey hairs, untamed hair all over your body and bad teeth . If we dye our hairs and maintain ourselves so why shouldn’t you?  I whiten my teeth, floss and keep my dentist appointments .  There is no such thing as AUTO FLOSS! LOL .  Us woman stress over makeup, laser, waxing, tweezing, wrinkle creams, nowadays surgeries.. I shave everyday practically. You all wanna look for sexiness well heck so do us woman. So fellas put in effort and work it!!!   We want a nicely groomed man too!  Don’t you wonder why Channing Tatum is a huge star?  He is FINE .  Let me say that again   F I N E!  He manscapes, has great hygiene and takes care of himself all the way around. And he can shake his junk.. LOL

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Dying my hair because I have been getting grays for ten years now. The first one I named .. LOL

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NOTICE I AM NOT SMILING>>LOL

Right down to shopping we have to worry about sexy bras, underwear, purses, dresses, make up and so on.. You guys don’t really wear any lingerie  … do you? I am not talking Halloween, but everyday life. Do not get me wrong I love to shop, but guys understand we have so much more we have to worry about.  Everyday I take care of myself from moisturizing my skin, to washing my hair, finding the right makeup (even though I don’t wear much I like the natural look), down to keeping my teeth whitened. Hygiene is so important. A clean body and a healthy smile will help you feel more confident. That confidence gives you the will to spread your happy and smile for others.

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YUP! I use all of this and then some. Welcome to my world.

I have to say bravo to all of the woman out there trying their best in this world and to the men who are respecting their woman.   I want you guys to appreciate a good strong woman chances are she has been through so much.  And to answer the question is God a Guy ??.. HMMM no way, but not sure why woman have it harder.  I know one thing is for sure we are a lot stronger than we realize.  I know my heart along with my strength makes me an unstoppable beautiful woman here to help most anyone.

– R

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Just took this picture today. It is not easy being me. LOL

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Be strong enough to kick evil in the face!

This post was dedicated to a certain person who requested I write about this topic…

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